Florida Man would have brewed this beer with pit bull teeth, zombie cats, larceny, alligator skins and paint fumes. Not that we have any objections to that approach, because lets face it, Florida Man is crazy and you don’t tell him no. But there are rules (laws even) that preventing certain ingredients from being used in beers. This means this beer has no concentrated stupid, no ill-advised tattoos, no romantic liaisons with animals, no bath salts, and really none of anything Florida Man loves most. So instead we made this straight up Double India Pale Ale using only water, barley, hops and yeast, and we can only pray it keeps Florida Man occupied briefly.