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Hoof Hearted Permanent Marker Pen Disguises IPA*Packaging may vary

Hoof Hearted Permanent Marker Pen Disguises IPA

Ale /7% ABV / Ohio, United States




Category
IPA
Region
Ohio, United States
Type
Independent Craft Brewer
ABV
7%
Suggested Glassware
Pint Glass, Snifter/Goblet/Chalice
Suggested Serving Temperature
45-50° F

Product description

"Falcon" & "Bubblegum" put considerable effort into ensuring the heist went off without a hitch. Completely cranked on oil cans of Thunderzone, they set forth with their plan. First things first, they synchronized their (s)watches. Diversionary tactics were discussed, and off-brand smoke bombs and whippersnapper firecrackers were the consensus. An important game of Rock, Paper, Scissors determined who would be the bag man and who would drive the get-away cloth-topped Lebaron. One banana would be spray-painted matte black and used in place of a gun. With burner phones nestled deep into the pockets of each leather duster, one Ronald Reagan + 1 Richard Nixon mask were all the that were left to apply. "Bubz," his cohort started, "where's them masks you picked up from work?" "Looks like we're going to have to improvise."

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