Get the door, it's the liquor store!
Anyone who makes a crack about Cleveland is just jealous. Sure, the river caught fire that one time, but that... was decades ago, and you need some new material. Your city might have all kinds of fancy industry, but Cleveland manufactures a true one-of-a-kind commodity: Clevelanders. It may be true that more people leave Cleveland than move here, but that means Buckeyes are spreading throughout the country, bringing with them a fierce love of bonfires, cornhole and Great Lakes Christmas Ale. Everyone knows someone from Ohio, and the Northeastern variety has a fervent midwestern kindness. Don’t be fooled, though; people from C-Town may have big hearts, but they are plenty tough and will destroy you at [insert any drinking game here]. Cleveland breeds a hardy, eternally optimistic type of person — how else could one live through grueling weeks of Lake Effect snow and face the crippling disappointment each NFL season brings (maybe next year, Browns). Drizly partners with local liquor stores to deliver beer, wine, and straight-up liquor throughout the Land, so you can continue to enjoy the game, no matter which Cleveland team is currently blowing it in the playoffs.
