Get the door, it's the liquor store
If one were to order Bloomfield, New Jersey, as one orders a bagel, it might go something like this: Morning, Jerry — nope, I’m not doing the regular anymore. I’m watching my weight. Gimme the Bloomfield. It’s got 50,000 people and is over 200 years old, Jerry — now that’s... a little weight watcher right there. Only 5.36 square miles of land area and over 55 acres of parks all through it. You know what else, Jerry? Let’s go ahead and throw some condiments on it. Gimme some restaurants, some golf courses, a great economy, some quintessential neighborhoods, and lots of greens. Green spaces, that is. Oh, and put a skate park on there because, technically, it’s my cheat day. What’s that, Jerry? You want to drizzle some Drizly on it? Oh man, that’s quite a deal. At-home alcohol delivery in 60 minutes or less, with beers, wines, and liquors sourced from all the local stores, all available on one app or website…yeah, throw that on there, too.