Get the door, its the liquor store
It’s 9 PM, and Brookline locals are slipping into their flannel pajamas while the rest of Beantown is ready to... hit the bars (bahs). Each of Boston’s neighborhoods has its own distinct feel: from the super-nerds in Cambridge to the Mark Wahlberg-wannabes in Dorchester. Boston stereotypes are hilarious and often too accurate (just try driving here) and Brookline commandeers the role of the Wegman’s-obsessed, prep-school suburb. Even HRH Tom Brady had trouble gaining membership to Brookline’s elite country club. The local bookstore is too trendy even to capitalize its name, and it’s next door to Trader Joe’s. Come on, Brookline — bring it down a notch. You’re no better than the rest of us (you’re on the Green Line, after all). Why not drop your R’s, sit on your stoop, and order from Drizly like a proper Boston townie? There are bougie craft brews and all kinds of ostentatious spirits for you to impress your private school friends. No worries; the delivery drivers aren’t taking the T, so they’ll be there faster than you can get home from your SoulCycle class.
