Get the door, it’s the liquor store
G’day, mate! Welcome to the land down under: Melbourne! … Florida! That’s right; everyone’s heard all your jokes and no... one’s afraid of them! Let’s hear all the ones you’ve got: shrimp on the barbie (bruh, we literally have barbeques outside every day — we live on the coast of Florida), kangaroo (yep, there’s a Kangaroo Express around the corner), the outback (Steakhouse? Literally right downtown). So Melbourne shares a name with the southeastern Australian port city. Point taken. And no one’s here to draw comparisons, but let’s just say that one city gets 234 sunny days per year and the other gets … 46. One has a cozy population of ~80,000 and the other has to contend with a whopping 5 million. One city’s beach has water that reaches 82ºF and the other’s might reach 65ºF on a good day. But to reiterate, no one’s here to draw comparisons. And at Drizly, we’re only here to make your life a little sweeter with on-demand, at-home, holy-cow-how-did-you-get-here-so-fast alcohol delivery! All you have to do is order your favorite beers, wines and/or spirits from our app or website and they’ll arrive within an hour. So take that, Other Melbourne!